OK , so you ’re growing some weed in your house , and you demand to guard it — entirely intellectual ! You could getten black bears , but bastard , you ’re busy growing and selling all this weed !
The Ultimate Marijuana Farm Security System : Bears
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Who ’s go to take care of the bears ? Who ’s going to comb their fur ? Feed them ? And if someone breaks into your acquire den , presumptively they ’ve acquire a gun — do you know how soft it is to photograph a bear ? I do n’t , but I ’m gauge pretty easy — and then down pass the bear , and your stash . You know what ’s smart ? A fucking gator . Does anyone even live how to kill an gator ? Do you mistreat on it ? gag it ? Too lately — your pot - stealing sleeve just got chomp off .
Some enterprising marijuana sodbuster had this bright approximation , though their 55 - pound scale lookout man ultimately was n’t enough to keep the cops away . [ Riverside Press - EnterpriseviaBoingBoing ]
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