MTV is quick to outrage a classic , with their newTeen Wolftelevision serial . We took it upon ourselves to vomit up the leash for this self - described dramatic series . It ’ll be hirsute , but will it be horrifying ?
Now thatMTVhas resolve to move ahead with this serious were drama calamity , it seem only correct that we try on and find the staring young player to be your next Teen Wolf .
Ed Westwick
Why He ’s Got Bite : I get this feeling there a little hairy monster just dying to get out of this tike and terrorize the townsfolk , and no — that was not intended to be by design dirty , but now I ’m go away it that direction .
Why They Should Be shaved And Cast Out Of Our Supernatural Realm : drift Gossip Girl left - over would really down any hope for anything less than a hokey adolescent dramatic event .
The Jonas Brothers
Why They ’ve Got Bite : Three times the howls … because there are three of them .
Why They Should Be shaved And Cast Out Of Our Supernatural Realm : It would be an vilification to all werewolves everywhere — even the wax - chest Jacob from Twilight would hang his capitulum in shame , plus we already know they are Highlanders .
Jesse Eisenberg
Why He ’s Got Bite : He could fetch us the inapt going - through - woman chaser - puberty we ’re looking for .
Why They Should Be shaved And be sick Out Of Our Supernatural Realm : The whole “ short human beings ’s Michael Cera ” thing .
Freddie Highmore
Why He ’s Got Bite : in all likelihood the most naturalistic out of the crowd . It could be nice to have a wide - eyed optimist as a werewolf , but only if he eat his sister after a full - moon conflict .
Why They Should Be Shaven And throw Out Of Our Supernatural Realm : Even his Department of Energy eyes get old .
Thomas Dekker
Why He ’s Got Bite : He can get out off troubled , this we know , and a short act of scant werehumor , like shotgunning a beer with his fangs , could do this kid a man of goodness .
Why They Should Be Shaven And Cast Out Of Our Supernatural Realm : He may be a bit too over - spectacular .
But I ’ll ignite my house on fire if Zac Efron gets cast in the role .
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