No one knows why we have been so suddenly thrust into a human beings crumple from nightmare , but as your grandmother ’s dentures lodged premolar - deep in your Louisville Slugger testifies : the zombi apocalypse is upon us .
It ’s changeable why Z - Day cleave on that fatal day in late March . Some blame the Venusian satellite that reentered our atmosphere , metal and glass sopping with fell atomic resonance ; Some dot half - chew knuckles at the chemicals and element leached into our landfills after decades of poorly - disposed - of consumer electronics waste .
Others speak of a witching lunatic junto , enslave the population with white stela in pocket - sized effigy , scratch with the runic twin doughnut emblematic of their medicine - woven moonlight cult . First those under their sway thought unlike ; then they were different .
Whatever the reasonableness , we are faced with the same problem humanity has always faced , hone to a razor ’s edge : survival . That ’s why Gizombo will stay to allow the modish updates on gadgetry that will keep you and your still - hold out loved ones live — at least until the dozens of exudate commuter begin to choke off the tracks on which our never - halting subway program line center drive , sending us sparking to our last resting place inside a cold and flaming branding iron womb with only a individual shotgun cuticle for comfort .
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