This week Legion reigns down with one jumbo shirtless tattooed angel fight , but this is n’t the first sentence Hollywood ’s been stuck on a wing fetish . So which holy person is truly is the most heavenly ? We grade God ’s ranks for you .
Who : Gabriel
From : Constantine
Why He / She ’s Gives Us The Holy Fever : Tilda Swinton mastered the artistic creation of the androgynous holy creature that you did n’t know whether to kiss or wipe out . It was that enigma that really add to the mystique of God ’s preferent angel .
Why We ’re Hesitant To Convert : While the holy person ’s gorgeous hide and cherubic gyre were pure perfection , we ’d rather foray into Gabriel ’s closet than his / her strappy aphrodisiac mad asylum barrack pants . Plus there ’s that whole try out to end the world thing .
Heavenly emcee Ranking : 5/10
Who : Seth
From : City of Angels
Why He throw Us The Holy Fever : Some people consider Nic Cage hot . We do n’t make love why . It ’s just a a thing .
Why We ’re Hesitant To Convert : Besides the fact that catch some Z’s with this fallen angel screened like a date rape for the audience ? It was the most most foul unholy matter we ’ve ever seen , and we want to bathe our eyes in holy water after the entire showing experience . Also , when did heaven start handing out low cut quintuplet - cervix t - shirt to it ’s Earthly errand contrabandist ? Exposing the creation to that sort of chest hairsbreadth shirt combining is a hell .
Heavenly Ranking : 2/10
Who : Castiel
From : Supernatural
Why He give way Us The Holy Fever : Those thrust middle , the hair , the stubble , the jacket , and most importantly , the voice ! I could listen to Castiel read a James Cook leger . In a show where we ’re embarresingly thinking up all sort of mortal Sin for the main characters , when Castiel set down on filmdom he always steal the show .
Why We ’re Hesitant To exchange : The only bad thing about Castiel was when he spent metre as a human . He was wimpy and under the weather human - like . It was wrong . allow ’s just pretend it never happened .
Heavenly Ranking : 9/10
From : The Prophecy
Why He Gives Us The Holy Fever : Because we ’re scared to disobey him or he ’ll kill us , bring us back to life , and burn our revivify corpse . And honestly , even though I ’m a vast immense huge fan of Eric Stolz and his saintlike performance in The Prophecy , sometimes it ’s more fun to take root for the sorry guy . specially when he blows fire kisses .
Why We ’re hesitating To Convert : Hello ? Christopher Walken . You do n’t mess with that .
Heavenly Ranking : 2/10 ( It ’s better than Nic Cage any day , but we ’re remain far the hell away . )
Who : Dudley
From : The Preacher ’s married woman
Why He Gives Us The Holy Fever : He does n’t , in fact he ’s kind of a smarmy dick Angel essay to steal another man ’s married woman .
Why We ’re Hesitant To win over : He ’s no Cary Grant . Plus , did we mention his name was Dudley ?
Heavenly Ranking : 0.5/10
Who : Michael
From : Michael
Why He Gives Us The Holy Fever : have intercourse Proto-Indo European , saltation , drinking and staying up tardily having sex with elephantine wings on . It ’s like our Match.com profile .
Why We ’re Hesitant To convince : Have your seen John Travolta late ? The world old age like forged cheese .
Heavenly Ranking : 7/10
Who : Al the Boss Angel
Angels In The Outfield
Why He Gives Us The Holy Fever : vacillation and a miss . Christopher Lloyd is a doctor , not a sexual practice icon . good-for-nothing .
Why We ’re hesitating To Convert : Because it ’s a kids moving-picture show , you pervs .
Heavenly Ranking : 0/10
Who : Emma Thompson
From : Angels In America
Why He / She ’s Gives Us The Holy Fever : An exceptionally powerful performance , when she flies in and blows out the walls to a little Manhattan flat , complete with choir soundtrack , hot .
Why We ’re Hesitant To win over : We ’re not , that was burn the clothes off you with God ’s wrath hot . Plus she has 8 vagina .
From : Legion
Why He Gives Us The Holy Fever : Fake poster add - on muscle , crazy tattoos , guns and some form of catch twist . Who knew heaven would have S&M ?
Why We ’re hesitating To change over : harmonize to editor program Graeme , Paul Bettany has a “ punchable ” case . I think it ’s rather prissy , but have ’s call a spade a spade : Like those tatts , Paul ’s heftiness are fake .
Heavenly Ranking : 8/10
Who : Six And Baltar
From : Battlestar Galactica
Why They Gives Us The Holy Fever : Heavens these two impart the best cable television sexin ’ that you could get aside with every workweek . They know how to work a room , hot seat , cot , lab , lift , aeroplane … the kit and caboodle .
Why We ’re hesitating To Convert : lecture incessantly about religion , and ruined the closing curtain .
Who : Loki & Bartleby
From : Dogma
Why They give Us The Holy Fever : They ’re a rattling squad , pull off the whole hoodie sport coat look that all angels apparently have to wear down in Kevin Smith ’s picture show quite well . Plus , you ’ll never want for aphrodisiacal witty banter .
Why We ’re hesitating To Convert : Exceptionally twitchy trigger fingers , these two .
Heavenly Ranking : 9/10 … .. because not as spicy as … .
Who : Metatron
Why He Gives Us The Holy Fever : Has a elbow room with words and a snarky reaction for every situation , yet still handle .
Why We ’re Hesitant To win over : We ’re not ! Smite us now , Alan Rickman .
Heavenly Ranking : 10/10
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