Dick Cheney Has No Pulse
I ’m not make a old-hat funny!Dick Cheney ’s newfangled implant — aventricular help equipment — needed ’cause his heart is bang , “ leaves most recipients without a pulse because it push line of descent unceasingly rather of mimic the heart ’s own pulsatile heartbeat . ” Of course , this presumes he had a pulse in the first place . ( I fuck , I know , that ’s the high-risk punchline you were waiting for ....